According to CNN, Larry Flynt (Hustler) and Joe Francis (Girls Gone Wild) are planning on asking the US Government for a 5 billion dollar chunk of the Bailout package. It seems more reasonable than giving the auto industry all that money for essentially having fucked themselves over. After all, the porn industry has been providing the American public with a lot of (variable) quality material for decades, never once failing to keep it’s promise of sexual acts, ranging from the tastefully softcore, to the “holy fuck, he’s killing her,” caught on film.
I have a feeling, which may seem obvious to some, that it’s a publicity stunt, since Larry Flynt is behind it. After all, if the internet and its vast seas of free erotica didn’t kill the porn industry, nothing will. And, by the way, nothing will.
